megatenn asked: oh my god that "a day in the life of tatsuya" is incredible. Since he appeared in Tatsuya's a lot, I wonder if Katsuya's version has different info? If it doesn't, or if it's too much trouble please don't mind me asking!
KATSUYA’S VERSION IS FULL OF DERP so of course let’s share it because it’s hilarious.
"A cop’s morning is early, even when it’s a day off. Yes, today’s my day off after a long time. In addition, my parents are out on a vacation, so the kitchen is free to use. I must use this opportunity to bake snacks! …and of course, give them all to Tatsuya!"
(And it’s a day off and one of the only one he’s taken and he’s up at 5:30. We’re off to a wonderful start.)
(He starts wondering what to make.)
"Cake? No that’s too much for morning, since that’s how Tatsuya got into such a bad mood before. Something not too sweet and filling to the stomach…. maybe a muffin. Excellent idea, let’s make a cheese muffin!"
"And…done! Time to wake Tatsuya up."
(And as you know from Tatsuya’ based off a completely different day, he’s he nags him for a while and…)
"Why does he always wake up in such a foul mood? If you sleep in just because it’s a day off,you cannot go to sleep early, therefore you cannot wake up in time for Monday and therefore get to school late! In fact, regardless of Mondays, he’s always late!"
(THANKS, TEAM MOM.)
"Eating breakfast while watching TV. As I’m flipping through the channels, the "Sweets Special: For Housewives Episode" is on!"
(OMFG he’s watching housewives shows he is team mom.)
"I get absorbed into the show. …..housewives these days bake cakes that are up to par with the pro. I cannot lose. I’m going to start training for the next month’s 24th sweets contest! Since I have dreamed of becoming a professional, I’d like to win this. And to Miss Amano… Fufufufu"
"I wake up Tatsuya who was still trying to sleep, and have him test the cake. But after eating one slice, he objects with "too sweet…" Too sweet, huh… Perhaps the cake I make do become sweeter than an average one. A sweet-tooth such as myself is making it, so that cannot be helped. But the judges for the contest may not be all sweet-toothed. Perhaps there would be those with similar tastebuds to Tatsuya. What should I do… mumble mumble."
"I dwell on it for 1 hour."
"I finally come to a conclusion and start making a cake off of that decision. To fire myself up, I change into a chef’s outfit. A new cake is made. This time I’m confident with it being less sweet! "Tatsuya~ I made another cake!"
"It’s for a contest. I think it’s better than before!"
WITHOUT HESITATION I SHOVE THE CAKE INTO TATSUYA’S MOUTH.
"How is it?"
"STOP IT! I’M NOT YOUR TOY!"
THE SUOU BROTHERS, EVERYONE.
"I was shoved out of the house and I am at a nearby playground. I reflect on today’s misfortune while drinking FROST COFFEE. But why did Tatsuya get angry? He used to like the cake I’ve made so much before…. Is he in his rebellious stage? Or…"
(Or….. is it maybe.
Because…. and stay with me here…
Because you “stuffed cake” in his mouth?)
"I dwell on some more,"
(OH MY GOD CAN YOU PLEASE STOP YOU STUFFED CAKE IN HIS MOUTH WHEN HE SAID NO END OF STORY.)
"But regardless of who’s fault, perhaps it is best to apologize. Okay, now that’s decided, time to make a "I’M SORRY" cake! Since it is right after pay day, I have plenty of money. I shall go purchase high quality ingredients!""
"Special cake is finished! With this Tatsuya is sure to be happy. All of my love is poured into this cake, after all. Even though it has gotten pretty late, Tatsuya should be coming home soon. Fufufu… I hope he’ll come home soon."
(RUN TATSUYA. RUN AND NEVER COME BACK.)
Cover to Shin Megami Tensei If… guide in Weekly Famitsu No. 309, 1994.
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon, PS2.
Majin Tensei - Judex (Last Map Theme)
Composed by Hidehito Aoki